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RJ's Fro.....The last 11 days
0 posts
0 games attended
1 playoff beard being grown

Padres.....The last 11 days
10 losses
0 wins
5 1/2 games lost in the standings

Coincidence? Probably, but I'm not taking any chances here. The first to go....the playoff beard. Shaved first thing in the morning. I'm a "believer" and it takes me a little longer to grow a beard, so I started early. Damn you Padres, I just got past the itchy phase too!

Next up, game attendance. I'll be there tonight. I'm 13-3 on the year so far (counting Spring Training & the Padres vs Storm game) so hopefully I get another notch in the win column tonight.

Also, what do we have here? A POST!!! Yeah, that's right Padres, don't say I don't ever do anything for you.

What else can I do? Red thong? DONE! You want me to find some fat chicks for you guys? DONE! Tom Garfinkel, Beauty in the World has done more harm than good!!! I don't care if she's playing the little concert series at Petco! Go back to Bro Hymn!!!! Also how fast can you get Kate Hudson out here? These are desperate times, so desperate measures need to be taken!!

THE STREAK STOPS TONIGHT!!!

Thank you,

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